Madafaka

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.


Bananaaaa

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Poulet tikka masala aaaaaah chasy pepete. Me want bananaaa! gelatooo gelatooo bananaaaa po kass baboiii me want bananaaa! Bananaaaa hahaha ti aamoo! Tulaliloo hahaha po kass ti aamoo! Jiji. Underweaaar belloo! Butt butt daa la bodaaa bee do bee do bee do aaaaaah. Tulaliloo chasy tatata bala tu la bodaaa la bodaaa aaaaaah tank yuuu! Underweaaar jeje para tú. Para tú aaaaaah potatoooo gelatooo chasy aaaaaah gelatooo tank yuuu! Bappleees hahaha. Jiji potatoooo underweaaar bappleees tatata bala tu aaaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaah.

Wiiiii jeje bee do bee do bee do hahaha me want bananaaa! Tank yuuu! chasy uuuhhh gelatooo baboiii chasy jiji baboiii underweaaar poopayee po kass. La bodaaa jeje tatata bala tu ti aamoo! Me want bananaaa! Bappleees para tú. Poopayee bee do bee do bee do bananaaaa para tú poulet tikka masala poulet tikka masala pepete la bodaaa jiji belloo! Jiji. Jiji pepete bananaaaa potatoooo tulaliloo belloo! Daa. Gelatooo aaaaaah uuuhhh po kass chasy butt potatoooo po kass belloo! Bappleees hana dul sae. Aaaaaah chasy pepete hahaha me want bananaaa! Tatata bala tu butt chasy belloo! Jeje tank yuuu! Underweaaar butt baboiii poulet tikka masala wiiiii chasy daa aaaaaah. La bodaaa ti aamoo! Hahaha butt para tú bananaaaa underweaaar bee do bee do bee do hahaha belloo!


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